and somehow still so pressed for time
just to make a shorter drive
and honestly I can't remember
a single thing about the rides
but I remember every fucking second
that we spent waiting in the lines
you were coy with all your words
and I was drunk out of mind
it felt like Halloween in heaven
then on your birthday at 11:59
I knocked till my hand hurt
handful of gifts waiting outside
but then you looked at me and cried
noone ever knew it was this damn easy
to treat someone like you right
that was last year now you're married
to some guy I've never seen
I hope he's keeping every promise
and not lying through his teeth
I hope it's nothing short of perfect
and that all of this was worth it
I think this year's gonna be good to you
and you'll finally find your purpose
as for me I'll join the circus
at this point nothing will have changed
trapeze from swinging nooses
or get carted 'round in chains
hopefully they'll keep me healthy
and the blood doesn't leave a stain
at least I'll be making people happy
and the crowd wouldn't feel my pain