If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate, but not in his bed
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Just ring, 3-6-2-4-3-6, hey
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, hey
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (oh)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (yeah)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
Do anything you want me to