Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon is a-coming down the street
Oh please, let it be for me
Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon is a-coming down the street
I wish, I wish I knew what it could be
I got a box of maple sugar on my birthday
In March, I got a grey mackinaw
And once, I got some grapefruit from Tampa
Montgomery Ward sent me a bathtub and a cross cut saw
Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon is a-coming down
Is it a prepaid surprise or C.O.D?
Yes you're right it surely could be
Something very, very special now
Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon is a-coming down the street
Oh, don't let it pass my door
Oh, the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-coming down the street
I wish I knew what he was coming for
I got some salmon from Seattle last September
And I expect a new rockin' chair
I hope I get my raisins from Fresno
The D.A.R had sent a cannon for the courthouse square
Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon is a-coming now
I don't know how I can ever wait to see
It could be somethin' for someone who is no relation
Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon is a-coming
Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon is a-coming
Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon don't you dare to make a stop