I annihiliate the alphabet
Abusive with abilities, acrobatic agility
An argyle alligator with aluminum axles
Ate all of Amy Adams' Adams
Buff biceps like a British bodybuilder
I was at the bar buzzin' off brownies with
Bob the Builder i’m a big bad boss with
A bigger belly than Buddha
Bought a billion dollar boat
Crap! Creators are cautious because
Of cancel culture i creep with the cops
I’m a Caucasian that can’t be conquered
Dark like a demon diving deep
As a dolphin does dangerous in a duel, I
Disappear like I’m Dhalsim, duh
Doing demolition devastating DJs
Dude, I dribble dynamite like D Wade on D day
Elvis eagerly electrocuted eighty Eskimos
Ellen eats eggplant every episode
Fernando has a fetish for ferrets
And French fans of FIFA with furry fingers
Grandpa guzzled a gallon of good gasoline
Godzilla galloped to the Gala in
Hector is a homicidal Himalayan hippie
He was huffing helium with Hillary
And then it hit me: I’m a handsome hooligan
I have a hundred haters hurtin' me
I hit 'em in the head with a hammer
I’m half Hercules i’m ill, I’m Ichabod
My intellect is iron, I’m illustrious
I’m infinite influencers on Instagram are
They're jumping and jiving
Joking and jamming at the jubilee
As journalists are jeopardizing judgment
A Jesuit from Jupiter jabbed Juggalo
A juggernaut juggling jade Jabberwocky!
Kim K kidnapped Kanye, had kiddies
I’m karate kicking kindergarten kids
I’m a Kazakhstani killer like Khabib
Up in my kingdom i’m the king of kilohertz
I'm kicking the kamikaze listen ladies
Lethal is a legendary lyrical
Literally lit like Lebanon
Lucky and lucrative like a leprechaun
Mac makes marvelous melodies for the money
I’m moody like Mackedonian mummies
Nah, I’m nutty like Napoleon
There’s an orange ostrich in the Oval Office
Oops peter Piper picked a pack of Palpatine
The powerful and perilous’s periwinkle poop
My quarantine quadruple time makes you quiver
I’m quirky with quotes, let’s go quicker
I’m ripping up the rhythm
With a razor Man, I’m rugged, rowdy
I’m sicker than a sausage as
It's soaking in salmonella
I’m sharper than a scissor
And a sword is what I’m shaving with
I’m totally terrific and tubular
Totalitarian terrorism on TikTok
I’m totally titillating and tender
You and I should unify and take
A UFO around the universe
Vocab is vivid, my victories vicious
I vacillate venom, evaporate votes again
Women on the west say, "We want waffles"
X rayed a xylophone me and triple-XTentacion
Had an exhilarating X-Mas
I am so yummy, it’s yucky like yes, kid!
Oh dammit, I forgot Z! Zebra