You see him, he's so dusty
He's a M-I-N-G-E-R, minger, minger, minger, minger
When you see them minging boys you better
When you see them minging boys you better
Slut, slut, get outta my way
Get back to the back of the queue 'cos your butters and blow
Can't have my number so leave me alone
'Cos you're wasted, wasted, wasted
Pushing them pushing them mans to the side
Pushing them pushing them mans to the side
La la la la la la la la la la
So you think you may have a chance one day
'Cos you're not my type and I don't like you, right
Whispered in my ear things
But urgh, urgh, me must be tipsy
How could me think that boy was sexy
Turns out turns out he was the minger
I was so shocked nearly turned into Thriller ah
Me had to tell that minger to move from me face
Onna me case in de place in de place
Follow, follow, follow, everywhere that me went
Though me try hide, boy pick up me scent
But this boy was too quick too too sly
Appearing shouting in my earring
From his breath oh my oh my
It nearly choked me to death
His breath 'cos it was so stank
And I cannot deny it, had to tell him
I'm sorry Frank but we will never be
So can you please stop pestering ME!
Galling galloing long about your business
'Cos we don't wanna know 'cos you're ugly like so
You're too galling galloing long
You're too galling galloing long
You're too galling galloing long about your business
'Cos we don't wanna know 'cos you're ugly like so