Hey, call me back when you get this
Or when you've got a minute
'Cause by the time you get this
Your number might be blocked
"Stay" and, "blah, blah, blah"
You just want what you can't have
If you don't stop, I'll call your dad
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
Happy birthday, by the way
"It's not you, it's me" and all that other bullshit
Look, now I know, we could've done it better
But we can't change the weather
When the weather's come and gone
Books don't make sense if you read 'em backwards
You'll single out the wrong words
Like you mishear all my songs
You hear, "Stay" and, "blah, blah, blah"
You just want what you can't have
If you don't stop, I'll call your dad
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
Happy birthday, by the way
"It's not you, it's me" and all that other bullshit