Moloch passed the message to the Behemoth
Whose master passed it on to Zebedee
It was sent by Internet, by obscure protocols
To its recipient, the delicious Miss Gee
It was early afternoon when your message came
I was slumped under the table, slightly cold
I didn't have a single stitch of clothing on
I was trembling but my trembling was controlled
I really can't recall who I was meant to be that day
I'm an actress, I play so many roles
But the script required Miss Gee
That's who I was meant to be
And I was just about to pick out her clothes
When a crumpled paper ball
Ipsum lorem dolor sit amet
Here at the Epoch let us forget
Grip my head and feel my pain
Imagine I'm the king of Spain
Imagine I'm a weapon in your sheath
East is East and West is West
New York City to Dunsinane
Polly Peachum creaming her McHeath
In the virgin Mr McPherson
And in the cloud the rain
Green tea ice cream, wind dried duck
Did you ever meet a person hot to
Forget it! Shower in my shower
I'll soap you back and front
Take me by the hand and lead it to your
Country cousins, kissing by the bridge
A babbling brook and a choc-a-bloc fridge
My favourite restaurant is Yo Below
So when we go, slip under the table and begin to
Blow me down, gyoza, my favourite snack
Dip it in the soy sauce, slip it up your
Crack goes the whip boys, crack kiss crack
Miss Gee has a whip and she'll stick it in your
Ask no questions, I'll tell you no lies
It isn't exclusively all about size
But did you ever see a rock star doing up his
Flies are a nuisance, bees are worse
If you owe a girl money, put it in her
Purse my lips, touch me there with a feather
Better take an umbrella, what terrible weather
And we wouldn't want that
By many names I've been known
Gil Martin, also Don Van Vliet
Giovanni, Mantovani, Barry Manilow
Super lovers Jesus Christ
Coming once and coming twice
Near as damn it, no cigar