Saw that look of recognition
When they know just who you are
You make the people crazy
Before the show we calm them
And the hostile folk we keep apart
'Til the red light says on air'
Did you see our leather lovers
Did you catch those child molesters
What a show, the Barry Williams show
Is all it took for my success
The greater pain that they endure
The more you know the show will scored
Got the reputation of a surgeon
Cos they cannot feel the cut
They call our studio the hospital'
Making money from the sick
We let people be themselves
My lover stole my girlfriend'
I want to kill my neighbor'
My daughter's selling sex'
I love my daughter's rapist
My life's gone down the pan'
What a show, the Barry Williams show
Is all it took for my success
And when the punches start to fly
The ratings always read so high
That girl has got no scruples'
Not a wrinkle on her face
You would not believe the plot she conceived
So they'd let her take my place
Well, no man is an island
But this display of emotion
What a show, oh what a show
On my show, the Barry Williams show
Is all it took for my success
The best tv you've ever seen
Where people say the things that they really mean
I hear my name, I hear them roar
For the one more time I take the floor
Just one more Barry Williams show
We're gonna take you where you want to go